Coffee Before Chaos Crewneck
$80.00
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Coffee first. Everything else after.
This is the sweatshirt for the hour before the day gets loud — the one you pull on over whatever you slept in, while the water’s heating and nobody needs anything from you yet.
Mid-weight cotton-poly with a little stretch, so it holds its shape through the school run, the walk, the errands and the drive home. Relaxed through the body, long enough to wear over leggings. Coffee Before Chaos Club across the back.
Built for Central Coast mornings — fog first, sun later, and always a jacket’s worth of difference between 7am and noon.
Fabric: Main Fabric: 48.9% polyester, 43.4% cotton, 7.7% spandex; Contrast Fabric: 95.6% polyester, 4.4% spandex
Sizing: True to size with a relaxed cut. The chart below is the garment measured flat, in inches — not body measurements. Lay a sweatshirt you already own flat and compare, rather than measuring yourself.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Length | 27.17 | 27.95 | 28.74 | 29.53 | 30.31 | 30.71 |
| Chest | 21.26 | 22.05 | 22.83 | 23.62 | 24.41 | 25.20 |
| Shoulder | 20.83 | 21.54 | 22.24 | 22.95 | 23.66 | 24.37 |
| Sleeve length | 21.81 | 22.13 | 22.44 | 22.76 | 23.07 | 23.39 |
Care Instructions: Machine wash at 30°C (gentle cycle); Do not bleach; Tumble dry low; Iron at low temperature, avoid ironing on print; Do not dry clean
